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Homework homework homework…. where to begin? Thats the question i usually face. Or should I ask myself, WHEN to begin? By this time, i have played far too many games and have let myself into an awake, unproductive coma that i can simply not get out of. And then by the time i start, I realize that I too tired, and I say screw it, leave my alarm on to ring at 4 A.M. for the next day and drift off into No-Homework land where one can play GTA ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL day long! Yay. My alarm goes off at 4 A.M. as it is supposed to. However, it has gone off at this time so many times i simply reach out while sleeping and turn my phone off. All in my sleep. And i wake up at 6 A.M. thinking WHERE DID MY TIME GO?! Yes indeed. Where did it go? Probably down the drain along with my dreams, hopes and goals. And so I go to school that morning. Now I don’t know about you, but i get to school at 7 A.M. This helps a lot. I usually get motivated during this time, and whip out my macbook, Geometry textbook or any other peripherals needed to complete my  homework. If the homework for the previous day was short and sweet, I usually finish in due time for that morning’s class. If it is a large-scale monster HW, I still somehow, get my HW done. Do not ask how, just accept it and wonder in admiration. Some of the homeworks i have done in 45 minutes before the bell rang (including time to get up the stairs) are:

• 3 Pages of Geometry proofs
• One World History essay with specific evidence from a 20 page document.
• Reading 120 pages in 20 minutes while going up the stairs and managing to hit every sunbae and teacher in the building.
• Studying for the Final Exams last semester
• Choreographing an entire 10 minute monologue for Theatre Class
• Getting my school application to KIS finished and revised 3 times through

But there are exceptions. When you have a group project to do, or some kind of Spanish worksheet with insane conjugations you haven’t even heard of after 2 years of living in Mexico and 3 years of watching 1970’s Mexican films with your parents, you simply can’t finish those before the first school bell rings. Now for me, my schedule is heaven. Those assignments are always somehow due RIGHT AFTER LUNCH! Now if you expect to eat lunch and then calmly finish your homework as you are finishing your food. You must be delusional. Stop reading, close this window and leave. YOU MUST GIVE UP YOUR FOOD!!! Now, once you’ve stopped hankering over that, pick up your pencil and start workin’. By the end of the 45 min, which by the way is only 25 min because it takes 10 min to get down from Club, and 15 minutes to get from the Cafeteria thanks to its ULTRA-CONVENIENT area, you have that much time to finish what you got. Utilize this cafeteria time to:

• Ask your friends what the homework was (you can’t begin it until u know what it is you dunce)
• Get help from that math whiz who learns AP Calculus YZ
• Threaten the nerdy boy to photocopy 500 pages of study guides for Mr. Barry’s P.E. class
• And of course, ask the kid who has asked for ALOT OF FOOD from the cafeteria ladies for some spare munchies

If you stick to your mind, and use determination to get through homework (which should not in any circumstances be done at home), you should be done by the end of Lunch. If not, hand in your pencils because quite frankly, your screwed. And please, don’t try to do homework in class because the teacher will most likely turn into something resembling the Minotaur and shred your homework into pieces regardless if you are doing it on paper or your Macbook.  So thanks for listening, and I hope one day, you can get homework done EXCLUSIVELY at school! Just. Like. Me. HAVE A NICE DAY
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